Not really. I don't go out of my way to speak to people.
[ this is a lie, because people have been weird. Souji, especially, who wants to touch lots of people. but he is the last person to admit this out loud... or through text. SO ]
I've seen some people do stupid things with those robots on the network, but I expected that to happen, so I don't think it's unusual.
You merely wish to take a stab at it, don't you. [ Just don't try to pick him up. Kashuu did that already and Saitou hopes that's incident has been forgotten. He can't imagine what it'd be like if Souji tried. ]
You gave it to a child? What if it tries to kill him or her? Who was it.
[ Saitou should get paid to do damage control for Souji's actions. Why isn't he paid for this. ]
It's fine. she was annoying, but she doesn't seem stupid enough to die. besides it's what she wanted, so she if does end up dying then that's her fault.
She asked me if I wanted to give mine to her, but I declined.
[ ... ]
You aren't picking it up?
Very well [ It's not heavy at least. So off he goes, pulls it out of the closet, and leaves with it; it's not the strangest thing he's has had to do. ]
[ Saitou doesn't even answer that; he puts his device down and spends the rest of the time hauling the damn thing out and down the stairs and outside, and waiting for Souji.
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No.
[ There are garbage disposals, Souji. USE THEM. SAVE THE EARTH. ]
[ Souji sighs like this is the biggest bother ever, but he doesn't seem too fussed at Saitou's refusal. Maybe it's because he expected it. ]
Well, it is supposed to be yours. I guess you can decide what you want to do with it after.
[ but he's going to just go ahead and slice its head straight off its body, not even bothering to show off and use his sandanzuki. probably because he's eager to get this over with and hug saitou ]
[ HE KILLED THE THING, he did a good job, didn't he?? Anyway, he looks down at the anticlimactic murder he just committed... then tries to wipe the black oil off his blade. ]
There. [ EASY PEASY, now to hug saitou ] Now I'm thirsty all of a sudden. You should make me a cup of tea as thanks, especially for all this effort I've gone through for your sake.
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[ this is a lie, because people have been weird. Souji, especially, who wants to touch lots of people. but he is the last person to admit this out loud... or through text. SO ]
I've seen some people do stupid things with those robots on the network, but I expected that to happen, so I don't think it's unusual.
[ TRUST. NO. ROBOT. ]
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Then I'm assuming you didn't do anything with yours either.
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[ Now he's in the mood to find Saitou and invade his personal space now. ]
[ there really is something wrong with him?????? ]
I gave mine away since I didn't need it. Do you still have yours?
[ thanks okuni. ]
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[ Oh boy, Saitou. You shouldn't have asked. is he going to get his personal space invaded??? probably. ]
I still have mine, put away. It was probably the right choice.
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It could still turn itself on and attack you. That sounds exactly like the kind of annoying thing it'd do.
Want me to come over and kill it before that happens?
[ wink wink ]
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I am capable of killing it, should it turn on. [ He looks over at the closet door. ] But I don't think it's necessary. Who did you give yours away to?
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[ ugh just let him come over saitou so u can zen at souji's touching attempts ]
I gave it to that kid. The one who was annoying.
[ that describes everyone tbh ]
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You gave it to a child? What if it tries to kill him or her? Who was it.
[ Saitou should get paid to do damage control for Souji's actions. Why isn't he paid for this. ]
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If stabbing it gets rid of it, then why not?
[ let him stab things!!! ]
It's fine. she was annoying, but she doesn't seem stupid enough to die. besides it's what she wanted, so she if does end up dying then that's her fault.
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Fine, but don't make a mess. Do it outside. [ he's heard they bled; he doesn't want stains at his place. ]
Just because someone wants something does not mean they should have it. And if it was yours, how could you not feel responsible.
[ ...
he sucks at this, the lecturing thing. It's Hijikata's job, not is. Not to mention he's not here to cause conflict. ]
Will you at least check up on her to make sure she doesn't die.
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[ and he's also getting lectured wow ]
if you're so worried, then you can check up on her. it's the girl with the big hair, the one named kumou.
[ but FINE sooj will like send her a text to see if she's still alive later. more importantly (or less importantly), ROBOTS ]
are you gonna bring it outside for me?
[text] -- [action!!]
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You aren't picking it up?
Very well [ It's not heavy at least. So off he goes, pulls it out of the closet, and leaves with it; it's not the strangest thing he's has had to do. ]
action!!!!
I thought you wanted me to avoid making a mess out of your apartment.
[ ANYWAY time to hug Saitou, so Souji heads on over to meet him. And without so much as a hello, he unsheathes his sword and looks ready. ]
There's a fountain nearby, right? I'll dump it in there after.
[ no souji ]
action
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No.
[ There are garbage disposals, Souji. USE THEM. SAVE THE EARTH. ]
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Well, it is supposed to be yours. I guess you can decide what you want to do with it after.
[ but he's going to just go ahead and slice its head straight off its body, not even bothering to show off and use his sandanzuki. probably because he's eager to get this over with and hug saitou ]
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Well, for sure it's dead and unmoving. No problems here. He still has no idea what Souji plans to do. ]
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There. [ EASY PEASY, now to hug saitou ] Now I'm thirsty all of a sudden. You should make me a cup of tea as thanks, especially for all this effort I've gone through for your sake.
[ what effort tbh ]