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[retorter]

[ the shinsengumi forever rejecting okuni ]

I thought you wanted me to avoid making a mess out of your apartment.

[ ANYWAY time to hug Saitou, so Souji heads on over to meet him. And without so much as a hello, he unsheathes his sword and looks ready. ]

There's a fountain nearby, right? I'll dump it in there after.

[ no souji ]

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[tsuranuki]

[ Saitou doesn't even answer that; he puts his device down and spends the rest of the time hauling the damn thing out and down the stairs and outside, and waiting for Souji.

... ]

No.

[ There are garbage disposals, Souji. USE THEM. SAVE THE EARTH. ]

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[retorter]

[ Souji sighs like this is the biggest bother ever, but he doesn't seem too fussed at Saitou's refusal. Maybe it's because he expected it. ]

Well, it is supposed to be yours. I guess you can decide what you want to do with it after.

[ but he's going to just go ahead and slice its head straight off its body, not even bothering to show off and use his sandanzuki. probably because he's eager to get this over with and hug saitou ]

[tsuranuki]

[ Saitou blinks, because yes, that was pretty fast. The head clatters and rolls; it would've rolled further but he stops it with his foot.

Well, for sure it's dead and unmoving. No problems here. He still has no idea what Souji plans to do. ]

[retorter]

[ HE KILLED THE THING, he did a good job, didn't he?? Anyway, he looks down at the anticlimactic murder he just committed... then tries to wipe the black oil off his blade. ]

There. [ EASY PEASY, now to hug saitou ] Now I'm thirsty all of a sudden. You should make me a cup of tea as thanks, especially for all this effort I've gone through for your sake.

[ what effort tbh ]