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souji okita ([personal profile] retorter) wrote2015-11-07 10:16 pm

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immobileyes: THEY'RE RIVALS (But they haven't kissed yet!)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-21 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't trying to kill you! I just... [ Mmmnnngh, she almost lost her voice again in that embarrassing squeak, so she pauses to clear her throat. ]

... I do remember everything, though. I just thought, as someone who's... um, now friends with you, I should say sorry...
immobileyes: (Determination at 45%)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-21 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a kid! [ ... Mary, stop hitting high notes when you're losing your voice. ] And you're not a bad person, s-so... it's fine!
immobileyes: (See then the rose petals--)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-22 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're the captain of the first unit of the Shinsengumi and you're one of the best sword fighters. Before that, you trained at the Shi--

[ Hold on, please pause this history lesson given to the historical figure. She must have a coughing fit. ]
immobileyes: (What's a siscon?)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sleep is for the healthy, anyway-- ]

Sousei-san did... well, there was a book he had me read, too. He's been tutoring me.

[ Because one doesn't get a whole lot of education when you live in a house in the forest for a Very Long Time. ]
immobileyes: (There's some medusa in there maybe)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-25 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He's strict, but it's not hard to learn. I like learning new things.

[ Like about Shinsengumi captains that she'd insisted on friendship with, obliviously at the time. Whoops. ]
immobileyes: (And what's over here now?)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-26 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Useful...? I'm learning math and other things, too.

[ What's not useful about a bunch of badass guys with swords?? ]
immobileyes: (Headpat victim)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-26 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
...? Yeah, I wouldn't lie!
immobileyes: (Not sure if want)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-26 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
... Can I hang out with you after I'm done being tutored?

[ It's Souji, Souji is the real child, Mary is the tiniest 140-year-old. ]
immobileyes: (SHIT IS NOT OKAY)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-26 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
... He really would.
immobileyes: (HWWAAAGHJDKSHJFLG)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
T-that's okay! I don't want him getting mad at you, Okita-san!
immobileyes: (Your name is so funny!)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-27 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah! I promise!
immobileyes: (Determination at 45%)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-12-31 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I just had to talk to you first... that's all. I'm going to.

[ Don't sound so sulky, Mary. ]
immobileyes: (I swear I didn't call you fat!)

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[personal profile] immobileyes 2016-01-01 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not! I keep my promises!

[ GOSH. ]