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[immobileyes]

Useful...? I'm learning math and other things, too.

[ What's not useful about a bunch of badass guys with swords?? ]

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[retorter]

[ math??? that sounds even less useful... says the badass guy with a sword who can only do like simple arithmetic ]

You're learning just about everything, huh. [ hmmmmm ] Hey, Mary-chan, you said we're friends right? And you definitely meant it?

[ what's souji leading to here.... ]

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[immobileyes]

...? Yeah, I wouldn't lie!

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[retorter]

Haha, I'm relieved to hear that. Then, as friends, it's only natural that we get to play together.

[ """play""" who's the real child between mary and souji ]

Not right now since you sound pretty sick, but maybe on a day when you get tutored by Sousei-san. But instead of getting tutored, you can just hang out with me instead.

[ don't encourage mary to play hooky souji.... ]

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[immobileyes]

... Can I hang out with you after I'm done being tutored?

[ It's Souji, Souji is the real child, Mary is the tiniest 140-year-old. ]

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[retorter]

I'm sure Sousei-san won't mind if you skip one class.

[ because it's not like Mary herself wants to learn or anything right??? ]

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[immobileyes]

... He really would.

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[retorter]

What an uptight guy. [ rude ] What if I talked to him? I bet I could convince him to let you go for a day.

[ that's what HE thinks anyway ]

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[immobileyes]

T-that's okay! I don't want him getting mad at you, Okita-san!

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[retorter]

No way, I'm sure he'd understand! And if not, then he'll get over it.

[ will Souji actually try to spirit Mary away mid-tutor session...... He sounds dead serious now, but who knows what this fickle child will do in the future. ]

Either way, it's a promise. Let's hang out in the future, okay?

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[immobileyes]

... Yeah! I promise!

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[retorter]

[ how endearing... but you'll never hear Souji admit this ever. ]

Alright. I'll let you know when I'm free then. [ because he's really that busy??? no he isn't. ]

You should rest. Only kids don't know how to take care of themselves, you know.

[ and you're not a kid right??? mary??? ]

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[immobileyes]

I just had to talk to you first... that's all. I'm going to.

[ Don't sound so sulky, Mary. ]

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[retorter]

That's fine, then. You don't seem like the type of person who'd say that and then make another call right after.

[ Okita Souji Places His Trust in You, Mary. ]

...You're not, right?

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[immobileyes]

I'm not! I keep my promises!

[ GOSH. ]

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[retorter]

I'm just making sure. But I'll remember that. [ She did say she'd be his friend, after all... but he's still gotta be a shithead, sorry mary ]

Until next time, okay? [ GO TO SLEEP MARY!!! ]