[ Yamato is slightly worried, what's with these text messages coming in too long! Did he say something wrong? Though he lights up when one comes.. happy. ]
hm if yuo dont i hav to try better but my cocoking isnt for everyone so i udnertsnad that
bt i hav lots of credits so i can buy yuo somtehing at a resturant or w/e whats yuor fav food ill make that :o tht me with my mouth open i am curious :O
[ ugh yamato slow ur moe emoticons!!! if this was anyone else, souji would probably make some kind of joke here about wanting to cozy up to a shinsengumi captain.... but it's yamato, and he has a good idea why he's going through all this effort to Feed Souji!!! ]
:O ? that doesn't look like you.
[ someone tell souji to turn his head to the side ]
my favorite food huh. i don't really have anything like that. but if youre that curious
[ .......he should shut yamato down right about now, shouldn't he? it was fun talking about trapping Hijikata in the bathroom (smh at both), but this was a kindness that ranged into something more personal now. hm. maybe he should make it hard for yamato..... ]
how about sakuramochi?
[ text ] UGH pmksooj and kash do the same thing we're following in their steps
[ For him, he takes time out to do these things and reads every incoming text with care. He's not trying to be a huge moe, where could anyone get that from!! Smiling only a little bit, maybe that :O isn't him. ]
well :) :D >:D reminds meme of yuo or what i thoutght of when we agreed to help vice comamnder with his toilet efear
ddi yuo know yuo can also :3c
[ Teaching him a little bit of emotes he has learned!! Ugh, Souji better be glad they have the recipe on youtube. Ugh, making me, komyudoodle, work hard. Yamato too. ]
os tht what yuo want then ill amke sure to fix it i wnder can i bring them over whrn theyre done do yuo have a key under yuor mat some people do tht just in case i come lat e in thr nigt or ealry in the morning i want yuo to have them frehsly made/
[ yamato....... how have u not learned to use the microwave JUST PRESS SOME BUTTONS ]
it really looks like them.
[ also 100????? geezus what has he gotten himself into.... ]
100? i don't know about swords but i can't eat that many. but if you think you can make that many then why not?
[ ugh souji u little shit. watch he's going to regret this ]
normally i wouldn't care about locking the door but there are some people here that im not too fond of. and they're not the sort to knock politely, you know?
[ 'some people' meaning kaoru. and just kaoru pretty much. he is not going to wake up in the middle of the afternoon coughing out a lung only to see Kaoru hanging out on his futon okay???? ]
but if u make them delicious then maybe i'll think about giving u a key
[ text ] maybe if yawl just gave tb to yamato so he can die!! kashuu is kashuu... he does what he wa
[ ....no he doesn't okay but he juST GOT HERE!! what's yamato's excuse >:|!!!! also hijikata... a good person... not that yamato's entirely wrong, but calling a gumi a good person... ]
i hope we have the same tastes then. it'd be annoying if you gave me something I didn't like.
[ souji the smirking shithead types... while laughing at yamato's flirt texts. ]
i didn't make one. that guy's from my world, you see. so we were already enemies. anyway don't concern yourself with it. it's not that important.
[ one day.... yamato the bloodhound will be released, right @aki ]
wow. that good, huh? i'm looking forward to them now
[ ugh introduce yamato to 2015.... make him watch star wars ]
who knows? that's up to you to find out, isn't it?
[ BRING ON THE FOOD CHALLENGE!!! also lol the mental image of yamato stabbing kaoru in the eye is enough to cheer Souji up, but he's also aware that it could turn out badly, ugh cheating demon onis. ]
he's not worth that much attention. i don't think he'll bother you either. and if anyone's going to stab him, then it's going to be me
[ sounding sketchy as fuck. Maybe it's possible that Kaoru and Yamato have met already? He's been referring to Kaoru as 'that guy' all this time, who would know that lady Kaoru Nagumo was the same person.]
nah that's okay. if it's that good, then i don't want to spoil it by having to listen to hijikata-san nag all day long.
[ Kashuu would probably hate Yamato for doing it but maybe he'd hope he did his best because if Souji said their food sucked!! Kashuu may just beat him up? ]
hhuh hm will yuo faint too in a way yuore all my master ina snese right i wonder..
[ Ugh this is hard. Leave him alone. Do you faint Souji? ]
hhuh thstas true the way he dies is quite.. differnet i dont know the story im sure horiakw a kunihiro does but i wasnt there to see
[ UGH #REAL ]
[ text ] 1/2 NOT IF U TELL HIM HAKODATE OVER TEXT HE WON'T
[ ugh he didn't mean to!!! he's not ur master yamato!!! >:| ]
some? do you even have enough space to keep them?
[ why are they talking so casually about decapitated heads help. also ??? he senses a change in subject here... but maybe Yamato's attention span has just moved on to the next thing? maybe NO ONE DIED ]
That's fine. there's that thing called a sink isn't there? he can drink from that
[ text ] ugh its not time for sooj to know the truth
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[ text ] 2/2
im a pretty picky guy though.
what happens if i don't like it?
are you really ready to handle that responsibility
[ less picky and more like moody and contrary with his appetite...... ]
[ text ] ugh im laughing so hard i hate this
hm if yuo dont
i hav to try better
but my cocoking isnt for everyone
so i udnertsnad that
bt i hav lots of credits
so i can buy yuo somtehing at a resturant
or w/e
whats yuor fav food ill make that
:o
tht me with my mouth open i am curious :O
[ text ] fk it sounds like they're flirting
:O ? that doesn't look like you.
[ someone tell souji to turn his head to the side ]
my favorite food huh. i don't really have anything like that. but if youre that curious
[ .......he should shut yamato down right about now, shouldn't he? it was fun talking about trapping Hijikata in the bathroom (smh at both), but this was a kindness that ranged into something more personal now. hm. maybe he should make it hard for yamato..... ]
how about sakuramochi?
[ text ] UGH pmksooj and kash do the same thing we're following in their steps
well :) :D >:D reminds meme of yuo
or what i thoutght of when we agreed to help vice comamnder
with his toilet efear
ddi yuo know yuo can also :3c
[ Teaching him a little bit of emotes he has learned!! Ugh, Souji better be glad they have the recipe on youtube. Ugh, making me, komyudoodle, work hard. Yamato too. ]
os tht what yuo want
then ill amke sure to fix it
i wnder can i bring them over
whrn theyre done
do yuo have a key under yuor mat
some people do tht
just in case i come lat e in thr nigt or ealry in the morning
i want yuo to have them frehsly made/
[ text ] SMH AT SOOJS AND SWORDS
like this >:3c ?
[ gj komyu gj souji should have asked for something HARDER ]
so you'll really do it? i'm impressed.
night time's fine. i don't have an extra key, so you'll just have to knock.
[ text ] UGH why do they let this happen
thts u
>:9
i relalized that vice commander is - __---------
kiyomitsu is like >_>
[ No! This is hard enough!!!! Yamato has to learn how to use the microwave correctly now!! ]
of course im going to do iT111
how manay would yuo want
100 :o
i have to knock, yuo could leave yuor door unlcoked11
[ text ] look this wouldn't happen if yamato and kashuu left the soojs to cough alone??
it really looks like them.
[ also 100????? geezus what has he gotten himself into.... ]
100?
i don't know about swords but i can't eat that many.
but if you think you can make that many then
why not?
[ ugh souji u little shit. watch he's going to regret this ]
normally i wouldn't care about locking the door
but there are some people here that im not too fond of. and they're not the sort to knock politely, you know?
[ 'some people' meaning kaoru. and just kaoru pretty much. he is not going to wake up in the middle of the afternoon coughing out a lung only to see Kaoru hanging out on his futon okay???? ]
but if u make them delicious
then maybe i'll think about giving u a key
[ text ] maybe if yawl just gave tb to yamato so he can die!! kashuu is kashuu... he does what he wa
it does
bt vice comcmnade ri s agood person
i thnk
sometimes
well we dnt need to eat
but i liek to
its really nice
i can eat a lot and its fine i want to taste everything
ill evn give yuo what i try too.
[ Ugh, this really does sound like they're flirting I hate this. ]
oooh
who is itill beat tehm up for yuo
yuo got here recently and made an enemy?
[ Ugh @Aki please make this happen. ]
theyre going to be better than delicious
theyre going to be
rellay godo tht yuo slap vice commander
but please.. dont slap anyone
[ text ] WHAT WOULD TB SOLVE
i hope we have the same tastes then. it'd be annoying if you gave me something I didn't like.
[ souji the smirking shithead types... while laughing at yamato's flirt texts. ]
i didn't make one. that guy's from my world, you see. so we were already enemies.
anyway don't concern yourself with it. it's not that important.
[ one day.... yamato the bloodhound will be released, right @aki ]
wow. that good, huh?
i'm looking forward to them now
[ don't put slapping ideas in his head!!! ]
[ text ] IT WOULD MAKEME HAPPY
hhuh is tht so then
ill try nt to make it annoying
do yuo thnk we'dhave the same taste
tht wuld be good for me1111
which guy :o should i be wary of him
i can stb him in the eye if yuo want
[ Ugh, we have it out to Aki, we will defeat him. ]
:O yse
i cna bring vice commaner
so if they re relaly good
you can slep him
how about it
[ text ] here... have headpats instead
who knows? that's up to you to find out, isn't it?
[ BRING ON THE FOOD CHALLENGE!!! also lol the mental image of yamato stabbing kaoru in the eye is enough to cheer Souji up, but he's also aware that it could turn out badly, ugh cheating demon onis. ]
he's not worth that much attention. i don't think he'll bother you either. and if anyone's going to stab him, then it's going to be me
[ sounding sketchy as fuck. Maybe it's possible that Kaoru and Yamato have met already? He's been referring to Kaoru as 'that guy' all this time, who would know that lady Kaoru Nagumo was the same person.]
nah that's okay. if it's that good, then i don't want to spoil it by having to listen to hijikata-san nag all day long.
[ hijikata's safe.... for now ]
[ text ] ugh headpats.. sits next to u.. my pats
i wondr if kiyomitsu woudl help me
imight ask
[ STOP he is not watching star wars. ]
then you can have the first a nd last step
may i ave their head
surely it can be usred to place ona pedestal
[ Please give Yamato his head? He'll take care of it and set it up in his room so that Kashuu has nightmares. ]
just pop one in his mouth
and maybe hel'l eat it and be qiet
i thnk that works
[ text ] pitapat
it'd be pretty boring to look at that face every day. what if that master of yours faints when he sees it?
[ IS THAT THE REAL PROBLEM HERE.... apparently it is ]
ill do that then.
hijikata-san isn't the type of person who'd choke and die from that anyway
[ THIS IS AWFUl.... THEY ARE TRULY BULLYING HIM ]
[ text ] my pats? i knew you loved me the most :)
hhuh hm
will yuo faint too
in a way
yuore all my master ina snese
right
i wonder..
[ Ugh this is hard. Leave him alone. Do you faint Souji? ]
hhuh thstas true
the way he dies
is quite.. differnet
i dont know the story
im sure horiakw a kunihiro does
but i wasnt there to see
[ UGH #REAL ]
[ text ] 1/2 NOT IF U TELL HIM HAKODATE OVER TEXT HE WON'T
I won't faint over something as trivial as a decapitated head.
[ ._. yes. he's fainted before.... but that was because of the tb.... ]
[ text ] ugh im laughing... this is too sad
what
hijikata-san died here?
[ that's what yamato means right ]
[ text ] STOP LOVE ME WHAT THE FCK UGH.. listen no one is gunna b esad over text NONE OF THIS
mayeb yuo should get some with me
if they dont borther you
though i think kiyomistsu would be tred of seeing them
[ . _ . ...............Sooj. Ugh, you need some pills. ]
he may die idn the bthroom
if we dont feed him fodo and water
i heard humans cant live seven days wo water :O
[ #DODGED. ]
[ text ] yamato... a true master of deflection
some? do you even have enough space to keep them?
[ why are they talking so casually about decapitated heads help. also ??? he senses a change in subject here... but maybe Yamato's attention span has just moved on to the next thing? maybe NO ONE DIED ]
That's fine. there's that thing called a sink isn't there? he can drink from that
[ text ] ugh its not time for sooj to know the truth
yes yuo would be surprised
where yio can keep sevrred heads
what do yuo say/
i like the ones bets with sparkly eyes
[ Maybe Yamato is just really into speaking on a lot of subjects? Especially heads, those are his favorites. ]
what ill we give him as food
:O
[ text ] one day he'll Find Out
does anyone here have sparkly eyes?
[ he should probably say no yamato... but he's also like amused.... dammit souji ]
hm i'm not sure
it has to be small enough to slide under the door
[ aka NOTHING ]