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[ yamato dragging kashuu into feeding souji.... the life kashuu always wanted. also what the fuck yamato??????? ]

it'd be pretty boring to look at that face every day. what if that master of yours faints when he sees it?

[ IS THAT THE REAL PROBLEM HERE.... apparently it is ]

ill do that then.
hijikata-san isn't the type of person who'd choke and die from that anyway

[ THIS IS AWFUl.... THEY ARE TRULY BULLYING HIM ]

[ Kashuu would probably hate Yamato for doing it but maybe he'd hope he did his best because if Souji said their food sucked!! Kashuu may just beat him up? ]

hhuh hm
will yuo faint too
in a way
yuore all my master ina snese
right
i wonder..

[ Ugh this is hard. Leave him alone. Do you faint Souji? ]

hhuh thstas true
the way he dies
is quite.. differnet
i dont know the story
im sure horiakw a kunihiro does
but i wasnt there to see

[ UGH #REAL ]

[ what the hell he's not gonna faint??? Souji is offended by this comparison ]

I won't faint over something as trivial as a decapitated head.

[ ._. yes. he's fainted before.... but that was because of the tb.... ]

[ and the next text is just ]

what
hijikata-san died here?

[ that's what yamato means right ]

[ So he AGREES to being Yamato's masuta too. I SEE! Ugh wtf Sooj. How cute. ]

mayeb yuo should get some with me
if they dont borther you
though i think kiyomistsu would be tred of seeing them

[ . _ . ...............Sooj. Ugh, you need some pills. ]

he may die idn the bthroom
if we dont feed him fodo and water
i heard humans cant live seven days wo water :O

[ #DODGED. ]

[ ugh he didn't mean to!!! he's not ur master yamato!!! >:| ]

some? do you even have enough space to keep them?

[ why are they talking so casually about decapitated heads help. also ??? he senses a change in subject here... but maybe Yamato's attention span has just moved on to the next thing? maybe NO ONE DIED ]

That's fine. there's that thing called a sink isn't there? he can drink from that

[ wtf okita kun YOUS AID SO ITS BEEN SCRENE CAPPED!! ]

yes yuo would be surprised
where yio can keep sevrred heads
what do yuo say/
i like the ones bets with sparkly eyes

[ Maybe Yamato is just really into speaking on a lot of subjects? Especially heads, those are his favorites. ]

what ill we give him as food
:O

[ DELETES THE SCREENCAP ]

does anyone here have sparkly eyes?

[ he should probably say no yamato... but he's also like amused.... dammit souji ]

hm i'm not sure
it has to be small enough to slide under the door

[ aka NOTHING ]

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[ text ] pitapat

[ text ] my pats? i knew you loved me the most :)

[ text ] 1/2 NOT IF U TELL HIM HAKODATE OVER TEXT HE WON'T

[ text ] ugh im laughing... this is too sad

[ text ] STOP LOVE ME WHAT THE FCK UGH.. listen no one is gunna b esad over text NONE OF THIS

[ text ] yamato... a true master of deflection

[ text ] ugh its not time for sooj to know the truth

[ text ] one day he'll Find Out