That's a mean thing to say about Chizuru-chan. [ ur winks and nudges clearly weren't referring to himself!!!!! ]
[ But now the streetsweep bot is bungling in with a giant broom, intent on sweeping the trash it sees from this alley. Sweeping meaning murder to death... As much as Souji thinks about shoving Kaoru in front of him, there's no point in shoving demon batman anywhere when Kaoru will demon batman away into the night... Instead, he starts off at a run, slides under the swinging broom of death, and pops up until he's on the other side of the bot. ]
[ He raises his sword and looks for a place he can one-hit KO, hopefully the robot doesn't sweep Kaoru up first...... ]
[WOW. Excuse you, Souji, everyone loves his precious sister?? That's part of the problem. That is the problem, actually.
But before he can add any other RUDE THINGS to this conversation of rudeness, he's got to retrain his focus on the street sweep! Which is definitely intent on sweeping up both of them - or at least sweeping up their remains after it murders them both.
Souji will see a little poorly-fused plate on the back of the robot, though! Wow, who's making these... As for Kaoru, he dodges the sweep as it swings forward, taking a few of those ridiculous-looking demon hopsteps backward.]
[ This hopstepping menace... But whatever!! All he has to do is stick his sword through that poorly fused plate and that will break it, right? Souji gauges the distance between him and the broom-wielding robot, scampers closer, then immediately backs away when the robot starts swinging its killer broom around in circles, wow. Things were much easier when all he had to do was stab people through the heart. ]
Isn’t it your turn this time? [ look he killed the bargain bin robot. ] I don’t really feel like saving a damsel in distress twice in row.
[Wow, Souji. Consider this a little variety in the usual murder regiment!!]
All kindness has its limits, I suppose.
[But Kaoru will miraculously oblige?! With a quick step forward, he's suddenly off the ground and onto the back of the robot, where is little stubby brooms meant for sweeping things below it can't quite reach. From there, it's just a matter of driving his sword through its back - which he does - and then he's darting away again. Seems this time he doesn't have any intention of coming back from the rafters...]
I'll leave any others to you. One is more than enough for me, Okita-san.
[And one conversation about murder is more than enough, too!! Time to flee...]
[ Souji gazes up at Kaoru hanging out at the rafters, but seeing as he has no ability to follow or desire to prolong this bonding experience, he decides that he might as well watch Kaoru hopstep his way out of there. ]
You sure are good at running away. [ he can't resist flinging one punkass comment after him though.... ]
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I SUPPOSE THAT'S FINE........
Are you certain? I know of quite a few honest people who seem like they aren't well-liked at all. [WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.
Ah, but it looks like another robot has finally stumbled across their pleasant chatting space. This time, it's a much larger streetsweep bot...]
ILL BE BACK
That's a mean thing to say about Chizuru-chan. [ ur winks and nudges clearly weren't referring to himself!!!!! ]
[ But now the streetsweep bot is bungling in with a giant broom, intent on sweeping the trash it sees from this alley. Sweeping meaning murder to death... As much as Souji thinks about shoving Kaoru in front of him, there's no point in shoving demon batman anywhere when Kaoru will demon batman away into the night... Instead, he starts off at a run, slides under the swinging broom of death, and pops up until he's on the other side of the bot. ]
[ He raises his sword and looks for a place he can one-hit KO, hopefully the robot doesn't sweep Kaoru up first...... ]
ugh a quick brb escape jaunt
But before he can add any other RUDE THINGS to this conversation of rudeness, he's got to retrain his focus on the street sweep! Which is definitely intent on sweeping up both of them - or at least sweeping up their remains after it murders them both.
Souji will see a little poorly-fused plate on the back of the robot, though! Wow, who's making these... As for Kaoru, he dodges the sweep as it swings forward, taking a few of those ridiculous-looking demon hopsteps backward.]
Ah, should I leave this one to you?
just like how kaorude would do it
Isn’t it your turn this time? [ look he killed the bargain bin robot. ] I don’t really feel like saving a damsel in distress twice in row.
not untrue... IN FACT--
All kindness has its limits, I suppose.
[But Kaoru will miraculously oblige?! With a quick step forward, he's suddenly off the ground and onto the back of the robot, where is little stubby brooms meant for sweeping things below it can't quite reach. From there, it's just a matter of driving his sword through its back - which he does - and then he's darting away again. Seems this time he doesn't have any intention of coming back from the rafters...]
I'll leave any others to you. One is more than enough for me, Okita-san.
[And one conversation about murder is more than enough, too!! Time to flee...]
UGH FINE LEAVE ME
[ Souji gazes up at Kaoru hanging out at the rafters, but seeing as he has no ability to follow or desire to prolong this bonding experience, he decides that he might as well watch Kaoru hopstep his way out of there. ]
You sure are good at running away. [ he can't resist flinging one punkass comment after him though.... ]