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I see. that must make it even more embarrassing for you

[ This is such a great text, he's too amused. ]

How many people did you have to apologize to?

[not saying anything to the first part!! even if it was super embarrassing...]

A fair number, I am afraid. My advances were not limited to only yourself and robots.

and how many people actually accepted your apology?

[ has Souji accepted it??? he's thinking about it ]

Everyone I contacted so far has been surprisingly understanding, if more than I deserve, about the situation.

That is surprising.
I'm not so sure I want to accept your apology, especially when it's made this way.

[ why are u breaking up with him over text flynn ]

I see. Is there a way by which I could apologize that would make it more acceptable?

[he comes from a world with no phones! he doesn't know it's tasteless to dump someone over text!!]

[ look souji's just as techdumb, but even he would have apologized to flynn's face??? (maybe). but hmmm.... HMMMMMMM.... why didn't flynn just turn him down right away is the real question here ]

you could buy me food. i'd accept that as your apology

[ souji's still unemployed and he's got nothing in his fridge... pls help ]

[because souji lucked out and is talking with a goodhearted idiot who will happily fill up his fridge if asked.]

I do not mind doing so, or even cooking you a meal myself should that be acceptable.

[said goodhearted idiot, however, has a 50/50 chance of giving souji food poisoning if allowed to cook so have fun with that potential option!]

[ this is what Souji deserves tbh. the food poisoning. ]

can you cook well? I'm not going to eat anything that's terrible.

[ food poisoning ]

[no one deserves flynn's horrible cooking, no one.]

I've cooked a fair number of times and have received no complaints yet so I believe my skills to be decent.

[50% of the time. other 50? not so much. no one has the strength to say how bad it is, either, due to the inevitable the kicked puppy face.]

[ time for souji to DIE ]

alright then. I'll accept that as your apology. i hope you're telling the truth about your skills, or i'd probably have to kill you.

[ what the fuck souji seriously... oh wait, he forgot ]

:)

[ there, now it sounds like a joke. ]

[death by food poisoning, what a tragic end.

and that still doesn't sound like a joke. either way, flynn takes it as pretty serious and promises to make this a meal souji will never forget!! ...which will probably end up being true.]

You have my word that I will put my all into this meal.

[ souji lived as he died, stupidly.... ]

you sure are passionate.

[ passionate when seducing robots... passionate about food............. ]

i don't really have a set date in mind, so you can contact me when you're ready