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[ thanks for sparing Souji's hand in your tsun panic, Kashuu ]

Why not? They're just flowers.

[ And they are pretty. even if Kashuu is trying to pry his hand open like a clam... ]

Unless they're not, and they appeared for a specific reason.

[adornmental]

[It's spared for now but who knows if that'll last.

But oh shit why didn't he think of that from the start-- Why didn't he just try to write them off more intelligently instead of like a fool!! Kashuu's hands still, so Souji's fingers will be spared from further prying...]

They're— No, you're totally right! They're just flowers! So - I mean, whatever!

[Whatever.]

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[ AHH KASHUU IS TOO EASY TO READ WHEN HE'S A FLUSTERING TSUN ]

I see. So if I ask your comrades and Kure-kun about these, they'll say the same?

[ he'll ask them ]

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[HE DOES HIS BEST.

He also makes a high-pitched shrieky whine noise like he's transforming into zubat or something.]

Don't ask them—!! I'll beat you up!

[The height of tsundom...]

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[ kashuu rapidly evolving into his spirit pokemon ]

Oh? You're either really embarrassed or pretty confident if you're challenging me to a fight.

[ the fact that it wasn't a challenge ISN'T IMPORTANT. ]

But that's fine with me. I've been wanting to spar with you for a while now.

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[THIS ISN'T EVEN HIS FINAL FORM.]

—That isn't the point at all... [Souji?! Stop being bloodthirsty and ready to rumble for like 5 seconds.

That said, this is clearly a great opportunity to change the subject, so!!]

If you wanna spar, why haven't you said so?

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[ souji sees u changing the subject there!!!

he shrugs though ]

I said it now, didn't I? [ time to RUMBLE ] Anyway, I've been keeping myself busy. I just go out at night and beat up troublemakers, so getting sparring partners isn't a big priority.

[ Asking Kashuu has crossed his mind a couple of times, but Souji was a little reluctant to ask Kashuu, especially after sparring with Yamato and then getting dumped when the tsukumogami disappeared. IT'S NOT LIKE HE CARES OR ANYTHING, it's just troublesome to end up getting attached and... well. it's not like he was really that attached anyway. whatever. ugh. feelings. ]

[adornmental]

[Good, please just let him win this round. JUST BE MERCIFUL FOR FIVE SECONDS SOUJI.]

That's stupid. [Why is Kashuu like this...] If you have time to waste on people like that, spend some more with me!

[In the dojo, he means, but apparently he doesn't feel the need to clarify despite how much of an embarrassing embarrassment he's been for like three hours straight?! He's also just going to totally disregard poor Souji's inner turmoil over Friendship and bulldoze his way through too, apparently.]

the real reason im dust is bc i tag after 99 months

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[ STOP. NO MORE BULLDOZING.

but mmmm thanks to Souji getting hit by the touch everyone bug, this idea doesn't seem as bad as Souji used to think it was??? haha weird. ]

Okay. If that's what you really want.

[ just that. THERE, BE HAPPY KASHUU ]

DUST IN THE WIND.....

[adornmental]

[HE IS HAPPY even if he's also briefly surprised at first... He didn't think it would be that easy?! Moreover, Souji actually agreeing somehow brings the tsuntsun streak back for a mild encore... He quickly ducks his head to hide his face, flustered all over again.]

I wouldn't say it if I didn't, so... [So there!!] Geez!